The day was not dry, but cold and wet.
As time drew near, closer, we fret.
It was now due for us to leave.
Onward to Sash's party this eve.
We arrive with fanfare and our usual grace.
Sash greeting us with a smile on his face.
"Shit, we're late" lets make a move.
Jove's still getting dressed, dude.
Finally, we're off. To the train station
Crossing the street and up the elevation.
With a sudden blur, the train appears.
If we miss this one, we won't get there for years.
Blasting down the stairs
We just make it in.
Settled on the seating
With compromised position.
A stroll through the Quay
We make it to Löwenbräu
Spelling mistakes
Cause us to have a cow.
We were let in okay
And taken to our seats
Where we ordered our beers
And selection of cold meats.
Our meals arrived quickly
And on to our secord course
The beer was flowing
I started talking in Morse.
Voices got louder
Dirtier jokes
Helgas with boosoms
Covered in coats.
What the fuck?
This isn't right....
More beer please,
It's the start of the night!
Alex and Mary
Are off to get home
5am start
I don't envy them both.
Sash and Jove
Karensa and me
Talk and drink
With merry and glee.
Karensa and Jove
Stumble up the alley way
Jove is sick
Mixed alcohol gone stray
From champagne to schnapps
To beer, Oi! That was mine.
Jove is wasted
Spewing all the time.
We found her up the street
Kneeling over a pot plant
Bleahhhh, out it came
We all laughed, what a rant.
Laying down on the bench
She takes a small nap
Rudely awaken
By Sash's bursting yap!
"Get up, don't sleep"
Sash is freaking
Jove says "Shutup"
"I'm not sleephmfthing..."
We get her up
And she chunders some more.
Embarrassed, we walk her
To the main street floor.
TAXI! We caught one
The driver not sure.
Karensa assures him
She's already spewed before.
Sash held her boot
Over her mouth.
Ten minutes later,
Bleahhh! like a spout
Straight into the shoe
Down the calve it goes
Again and again
Who knows how many times
We finally arrive home
And put her to slumber
Karensa crashes in the car
What a bummer.
I sober up
And find Karensa in the car
Say goodbye to Sash
Best birthday by far.
Showing posts with label Thought of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thought of the day. Show all posts
Monday, June 8, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
people, Don't know how to sentence structures. anymore
The other night on television, I heard an advertisement for McDonald's. It told me that I should try their new menu. What it actually said, and I quote is, "7 items under $3"
Great musicians, but are they really?
Over the years, as you play music in various states of this life-cycle, you grow musically by taking on something new every time you jam or perform with other musicians.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Solar powered electric plugin cars.
I guess electric cars will have to start somewhere. I guess the people bagging them out are the ones who'll also laugh at the early adopters (beta testers) that will buy these cars. Maybe to show off, maybe because of more legitimate, environmental reasons. But at the end of the day, while still using fossil fuels to create the car I'd imagine the significant petro-costs of running the car will be discounted immediately due to the fact that it won't need to be refuelled, but plugged in.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Acknowledgement is brilliant
There are a lot of ways to tell people something. Generally people tend to tell you when something goes wrong "You sir are an idiot... now fix it" and when you do, you hear nothing. Gratitude and appreciation for someone's work can be worth more than money could be. You can get paid large amounts of money to do something and do it right. There is no denying that a large piece of money is a good thing. But nothing feels better than a "Thanks" or "Great job mate, couldn't have done it without you" when you know you've done well.
Yes, acknowledgement is brilliant.
Yes, acknowledgement is brilliant.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Big Hearted Renovators Dream can only lead to disappointment
You have to love marketing. The crap they come up with sometimes is gold. I know someone who owns a marketing company. I have to say, they're a great person to hang out with. Because they're so full of shit that everything they say is hilarious.
Friday, September 19, 2008
The OLPC project
Most people have now heard of the One Laptop Per Child project that has been around for a number of years. And I agree with most people, that is it a brilliant device to bring our world, particularly our 3rd world up to speed with what is happening around the rest of the place.
Great!
Well, no actually. As much as this project excites me, it also brings up a bunch of questions I can't help but ask myself. There are some issues I feel I should express as I think this whole idea of providing technology we take for granted to people who don't know what a calculator is might be uneccessary.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
It's Fryday
Today I let the majority of my existing clients know that I will probably no longer support Windows for new clients. The current clients are okay. This comes as no surprise really. I've always preferred supporting macs and I have always had to support PC's as the bread and butter jobs. But something interesting has happened lately. I have told myself I will only suppor macs and all of a sudden these mac customers have appeared, as if out of thin air asking me for advice and bringing me work.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Picking up habits
In order for me to continue this blog, I have decided I will try my best to post something new once a day. At worst a week and hopefully this blog will live on. :)
It was one of those busy weekends where you appear to have done not much, but there is no time for anything else, and you look back while at work to wonder what happened.
It was one of those busy weekends where you appear to have done not much, but there is no time for anything else, and you look back while at work to wonder what happened.