Monday, June 22, 2009
Water Restrictions Lifted
Most of my friends and even some business associates know that my wife and I are fairly proactive water conservationists. While we also recycle properly and don't litter, we also like to make sure that we are considerate of the environment.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Noch ein Bier, bitte! - One more beer, please!
The day was not dry, but cold and wet.
As time drew near, closer, we fret.
It was now due for us to leave.
Onward to Sash's party this eve.
We arrive with fanfare and our usual grace.
Sash greeting us with a smile on his face.
"Shit, we're late" lets make a move.
Jove's still getting dressed, dude.
Finally, we're off. To the train station
Crossing the street and up the elevation.
With a sudden blur, the train appears.
If we miss this one, we won't get there for years.
Blasting down the stairs
We just make it in.
Settled on the seating
With compromised position.
A stroll through the Quay
We make it to Löwenbräu
Spelling mistakes
Cause us to have a cow.
We were let in okay
And taken to our seats
Where we ordered our beers
And selection of cold meats.
Our meals arrived quickly
And on to our secord course
The beer was flowing
I started talking in Morse.
Voices got louder
Dirtier jokes
Helgas with boosoms
Covered in coats.
What the fuck?
This isn't right....
More beer please,
It's the start of the night!
Alex and Mary
Are off to get home
5am start
I don't envy them both.
Sash and Jove
Karensa and me
Talk and drink
With merry and glee.
Karensa and Jove
Stumble up the alley way
Jove is sick
Mixed alcohol gone stray
From champagne to schnapps
To beer, Oi! That was mine.
Jove is wasted
Spewing all the time.
We found her up the street
Kneeling over a pot plant
Bleahhhh, out it came
We all laughed, what a rant.
Laying down on the bench
She takes a small nap
Rudely awaken
By Sash's bursting yap!
"Get up, don't sleep"
Sash is freaking
Jove says "Shutup"
"I'm not sleephmfthing..."
We get her up
And she chunders some more.
Embarrassed, we walk her
To the main street floor.
TAXI! We caught one
The driver not sure.
Karensa assures him
She's already spewed before.
Sash held her boot
Over her mouth.
Ten minutes later,
Bleahhh! like a spout
Straight into the shoe
Down the calve it goes
Again and again
Who knows how many times
We finally arrive home
And put her to slumber
Karensa crashes in the car
What a bummer.
I sober up
And find Karensa in the car
Say goodbye to Sash
Best birthday by far.
As time drew near, closer, we fret.
It was now due for us to leave.
Onward to Sash's party this eve.
We arrive with fanfare and our usual grace.
Sash greeting us with a smile on his face.
"Shit, we're late" lets make a move.
Jove's still getting dressed, dude.
Finally, we're off. To the train station
Crossing the street and up the elevation.
With a sudden blur, the train appears.
If we miss this one, we won't get there for years.
Blasting down the stairs
We just make it in.
Settled on the seating
With compromised position.
A stroll through the Quay
We make it to Löwenbräu
Spelling mistakes
Cause us to have a cow.
We were let in okay
And taken to our seats
Where we ordered our beers
And selection of cold meats.
Our meals arrived quickly
And on to our secord course
The beer was flowing
I started talking in Morse.
Voices got louder
Dirtier jokes
Helgas with boosoms
Covered in coats.
What the fuck?
This isn't right....
More beer please,
It's the start of the night!
Alex and Mary
Are off to get home
5am start
I don't envy them both.
Sash and Jove
Karensa and me
Talk and drink
With merry and glee.
Karensa and Jove
Stumble up the alley way
Jove is sick
Mixed alcohol gone stray
From champagne to schnapps
To beer, Oi! That was mine.
Jove is wasted
Spewing all the time.
We found her up the street
Kneeling over a pot plant
Bleahhhh, out it came
We all laughed, what a rant.
Laying down on the bench
She takes a small nap
Rudely awaken
By Sash's bursting yap!
"Get up, don't sleep"
Sash is freaking
Jove says "Shutup"
"I'm not sleephmfthing..."
We get her up
And she chunders some more.
Embarrassed, we walk her
To the main street floor.
TAXI! We caught one
The driver not sure.
Karensa assures him
She's already spewed before.
Sash held her boot
Over her mouth.
Ten minutes later,
Bleahhh! like a spout
Straight into the shoe
Down the calve it goes
Again and again
Who knows how many times
We finally arrive home
And put her to slumber
Karensa crashes in the car
What a bummer.
I sober up
And find Karensa in the car
Say goodbye to Sash
Best birthday by far.
